See what I did there?
The day started out sunny, then quickly switched to grey and rainy. Then back to sunny- while still raining.
Later, hail. Then sun. Then sun AND hail, and rain, and- you get the idea.
Hmm, I thought to myself. Erratic, violent weather? Sounds familiar. Wonder how all the first born males are doing. They have been having problems in Egypt...
|Lookin' good, Jesus.|
Jesus, by the way, got a pretty impressive haircut.
As I write this it is hailing once again. Actually I thought it was rain- pouring rain. However,
Are there answers to these questions? Will I look them up? Will this paragraph ever end?
According to Weather.com it's supposed to be partly sunny today with 0% chance of precipitation. Haha, Weather.com! You got me with your April Fools joke.
Oh, wait. It's April 2nd.
I have lost faith in you, Weather.com. You provided me with false information one too many times. From now on I'm making my own weather reports.