My favorite part of the concert, however, was their incredible advertising.
|Is that Richmond burning in the background?|
I know that good ol' Lee was never president of anything (except my college), but he looks like a presidential candidate in this picture. Look at that noble bearing! The confident yet dignified set to his chin as he peers into your soul and literally sets it on fire. There is no way that he would lose with a laser based campaign platform. Abject terror is an excellent vote-garnering tactic.
|And that's how the Patriot Act was born!|
|"Remember the words of Chairman Mao: 'It's always darkest before I turn on my laser eyes."|